Monday, July 26, 2010

Landscaping for Dummies

As many of you know, Ronnie and I moved into our first home when we got married. We've posted a few photos, and I know we've raved about the yard. Our backyard is like a little oasis in the middle of the desert; grass, green, plants...the works. It is so wonderful....until you have to try to keep it alive in July, in the desert, when you're a landscaping moron.

Ronnie has been doing a great job. Using well over what environmentalists would consider our share of water, Ronnie's successfully kept the yard alive with gallons upon, gallons of it. The plan so far has been: water it, mow it, and hope that everything lives. The plan has worked well for the most part. The grass is green. And (most) of the plants are still living.

Last night, we decided to move from just mowing and watering and tried to tackle hedge trimming. I'm sure our neighbors watched in disbelief as tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum haphazardly cut back the bushes in our front yard. At one point, I realized I was cutting a bush without even really watching where/how I was cutting....it was at that point I realized we probably should have waited til it was even darker, so no one could witness this embarrassing attempt at landscaping. Most of the time Ronnie was using the hedge trimmers, he was laughing. "How's this?" he'd ask. "I have no idea," I'd respond. Talk about the blind leading the blind. I'm sure neighbors cringed as I'd bend down to pick up the debris, with my face just inches from where Ronnie was throwing around the hedge trimmer - talk about trust....or stupidity!

Anyways, after a few hours of cutting, raking, pulling and picking up, the yard does look better...in our opinion (I'm sure landscapers across the country would laugh at the shape of some of our bushes).

So here's to learning curves and giving it a good old college try. Anyone have any landscaping tips or horror stories for us?? Help us out or at least make us feel better by telling us how badly you stunk before you got the hang of it!


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hahahahahahha!!!! you guys crack me up. i can sooo visualize this taking place. We all have to start somewhere so at lest you are starting. I was so excited to redo our horrible yard and then with needing to sell our house realized I had to make sure it looked good to others as well :) I literally moved some plants 3-4 times before they had a good home. I killed off plenty and even bought a fake rock to cover the recent death of a bush I tried to plant in an all mulch section due to cut down trees.. But hey at the end of the day you can look at it and say "I did this" so good job, if anyone asks about your mishapen bushes just act as if you know something they don't. Before you know it you will be pro's!
We are terrible at landscaping! I think our yards are probably similar in size. We pay our gardener $50 a month to come by weekly and take care of the grass and bushes and small trees. He does a fantastic job! So that's my recommendation. Find out who your neighbors use. It will save you the headache.
Orange Mulch seems to do wonders and perk up any backyard. Even dead plants look prettier surrounded by that stuff!
I have a black thumb and that is my best advice!! Enjoy landscaping!!! Good luck and most of all have fun!
The only thing I ever picked up with gardening is how to water the lawn. Water at dusk and dawn. (however my dad is convinced it works the best when watered at night) I however kept the grass greener when it was dusk and dawn. Thank goodness for sprinkler timers! (watering mid-day is pointless, it all evaporates before it can really seep in and be used)
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Ever since I starting watering the grass at 7am and 4pm it's done much better. I was told that if you watered too late and no or little evaporation could occur it can be the cause for fungus to grow. Who really knows though right?!?!?
I've been married 6 years and still haven't purchased hedge clippers. So I use a box cutter to chop at the hedges while the neighbors laugh. Sometimes you just never get the hang of it, I guess. :-)
Lemon Compost seems to do amazing things and improve any lawn. Even deceased plants look more attractive enclosed by that stuff!
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Keenan LGodsey · 602 weeks ago

I have a dark thumb and that is my best exhortation!! north carolina landscape architects Get a charge out of arranging!!! Good fortunes and above all else have a great time!

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