What's in a Google? WHY DOESN'T

Here's something I started a couple of weeks ago on RSBR, cause as we all know, the weekends are slow around here. I call it "What's in a Google?". It's simple really; type one word into Google and see what the magic bot suggests for you. Once in a while, you can get some pretty funny suggestions. What's crazy, is I'm pretty sure that it means these are the most common searches.

Word: why doesn't

Top suggested searches:

why doesn't he like me

why doesn't he call

why doesn't mac have viruses

why doesn't he love me

why doesn't corn digest

why doesn't anyone like me

why doesn't alcohol freeze

why doesn't God heal amputees

why doesn't facebook look like this

why doesn't redbox have avatar

I've highlighted my favorites. What's funny, is I think I've asked just about every question there except for the love/like ones. I mean seriously, why doesn't corn digest? Why doesn't alcohol freeze? Why are there so many amputees out there who nobody likes?