Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, December 25, 2011

To My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, expressed, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


But seriously, I hope that everyone has a great time with their family over the next few days and enjoys this Christmas season. God bless.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

If this doesn't get you in the Christmas spirit...

....nothing will :)


Friday, May 6, 2011

Scaring People is Fun

If you haven't seen one of these Scary Maze Pranks before you've got to check this out. These were all shot during a family vacation in Mexico.





Wednesday, January 19, 2011

San Francisco Scare

I've been meaning to post this video for quite some time now. It's from our trip to San Francisco last October for the CF Concert Series. Apparently this guy who uses a fake bush/tree to scare people is pretty well know (I had never heard of him), and after seeing it, I know why. Make sure you at least watch until 2 min and 35 seconds, it's literally a blood-curdling scream.


Sunday, December 19, 2010

Classic Scare

I forgot at the time that my aunt had just had some complications with her heart...whoops.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

What's in a Google? HOW DO

Here's something I started a while ago on RSBR, cause as we all know, the weekends are slow around here. I call it "What's in a Google?". It's simple really; type one word into Google and see what the magic bot suggests for you. Once in a while, you can get some pretty funny suggestions. What's crazy, is I'm pretty sure that it means these are the most common searches.

Word: HOW DO

Top suggested searches:

how does facebook make money
how do you dougie
how do you tag someone in a facebook status
how do i find my ip address
how does fushigi work
how does criss angel levitate
how do i get a passport
how do i get rid of bed bugs
how do you multiply fractions
how do you know

Thursday, November 25, 2010

What the _____?: Last Week's Results

A very Happy Thanksgiving to everyone stopping by to read this blog today. We all have SO MUCH to be thankful for!!

Here's the winners from last week's What the ______? contest!


1st: "Ronnie! I didn't mean to literally put your Big Girl Panties on!"
submitted by dawn

2nd: "Something old, something new. Something borrowed, Ewwwwwww."
submitted by Kelly

3rd: "Finally...a desperate housewife who isn't willing to share all "
submitted by Candice

tie

"Hey baby, will you be my TSA screener?"
submitted by Marissa

Thursday, November 18, 2010

What the _____?: November 18th, 2010

A while ago we started a little contest on this blog in which I post a picture and whoever comes up with the most clever/funny/witty/etc caption gets put into a drawing for prizes at the end of the year. Still don't have everything figured out as of yet, but we do know a couple of things 1) There will be multiple prizes 2) I love the participation so far 3) If you think your submission is inappropriate for others to see, you can always email your answer directly to me at ronnie@cysticlife.org :) 4) I've literally LOLed all weeks so keep it coming!


Alright, what do ya got!?!? This will be the last "What the ______?" for who knows how long, so make it good!!!

Last week's photo (we had two photos):


1st: "Don't Tell Ronnie, But This is What Marriage Is Really Like! "
submitted by CGBethPeters

2nd: "Help my hands are frozen to the bars and no ones listening because of their ipods"
submitted by lulu

3rd: "He won't let me out of here until I agree to his kinky dress up games!"
submitted by Marla


1st: "Don't tell Mandi, but you're kinda cute, and your little boyfriend is so . . . little."
submitted by CGBethPeters

2nd: " I love your outfits! Do you where I could pick up a set in an Adult size? "
submitted by Marla

3rd: "Now let ME show you what I can do with a stick and hula-hoop!"
submitted by Susie

Thursday, November 11, 2010

What the _____?: November 11th, 2010

A while ago we started a little contest on this blog in which I post a picture and whoever comes up with the most clever/funny/witty/etc caption gets put into a drawing for prizes at the end of the year. Still don't have everything figured out as of yet, but we do know a couple of things 1) There will be multiple prizes 2) I love the participation so far 3) If you think your submission is inappropriate for others to see, you can always email your answer directly to me at ronnie@cysticlife.org :) 4) I've literally LOLed all weeks so keep it coming!


Alright, what do ya got!?!?

We didn't have enough qualifying entries last week for the picture below, so you guys are getting another stab at it. Let the creative juices flow!


Anything on the second time around? If you have a creative caption that works for both you get super creative double trouble triple dog dare points.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

What the _____?: November 4th, 2010

A while ago we started a little contest on this blog in which I post a picture and whoever comes up with the most clever/funny/witty/etc caption gets put into a drawing for prizes at the end of the year. Still don't have everything figured out as of yet, but we do know a couple of things 1) There will be multiple prizes 2) I love the participation so far 3) If you think your submission is inappropriate for others to see, you can always email your answer directly to me at ronnie@cysticlife.org :) 4) I've literally LOLed all weeks so keep it coming!


Alright, what do ya got!?!?

Last week's photo with the winning caption:


1st: "Ladies and gentleman get out your protection, this is the big one. As you can see the head of the storm is penetrating the gulf coast. And if you can follow along the shaft here you will see that much of the Midwest is being directly affected by this storm. As we head into the evening we shall see the storm softening until morning."
submitted by Robin Johnson

2nd: "Must not be a cold front!!"
submitted by Katy and Justin Toole

3rd: "As you can see, there's a lot of PRESSURE building up in this general area. That, combined with the strong HEAD winds BLOWING in from the south, means that we may GET LUCKY and have some nice T-bags... I mean T-storms this afternoon"
submitted by Jenny Livingston

Thursday, October 28, 2010

What the _____?: October 28th, 2010 (WARNING: PG-13)

A while ago we started a little contest on this blog in which I post a picture and whoever comes up with the most clever/funny/witty/etc caption gets put into a drawing for prizes at the end of the year. Still don't have everything figured out as of yet, but we do know a couple of things 1) There will be multiple prizes 2) I love the participation so far 3) If you think your submission is inappropriate for others to see, you can always email your answer directly to me at ronnie@cysticlife.org :) 4) I've literally LOLed all weeks so keep it coming!


I still can't believe that this made it to air. Where was the producer on this one? You can also check out the video of the newscast here.

Alright, what do ya got!?!?

Last week's photo with the winning caption:

1st: "See, I told you I could swallow a brick whole without the tower collapsing!"
submitted by Helen T.

2nd: "...said Mandi after the fourth tequila shot 'JenGaaaaah"
submitted by Kelly Geist

3rd: "It's not the size of the tower, but how long you can keep it up"
submitted by Steven Sleight

Thursday, October 21, 2010

What the _____?: October 21st, 2010

A while ago we started a little contest on this blog in which I post a picture and whoever comes up with the most clever/funny/witty/etc caption gets put into a drawing for prizes at the end of the year. Still don't have everything figured out as of yet, but we do know a couple of things 1) There will be multiple prizes 2) I love the participation so far 3) If you think your submission is inappropriate for others to see, you can always email your answer directly to me at ronnie@cysticlife.org :) 4) I've literally LOLed all weeks so keep it coming!

Alright, what do ya got!?!?

Last week's photo with the winning caption:

1st: "I think the story says to kiss a frog not a hog. Clearly could sound confusing though!"
submitted by Kellie

2nd: "One of the unforeseen risks of xenotransplantation become apparent mid-kiss."
submitted by Elisha

3rd: "Screw kising the frog for her prince, mandy kissed a pig to get her King!"
submitted by Sean

Thursday, October 14, 2010

What the _____?: October 14th, 2010


A while ago we started a little contest on this blog in which I post a picture and whoever comes up with the most clever/funny/witty/etc caption gets put into a drawing for prizes at the end of the year. Still don't have everything figured out as of yet, but we do know a couple of things 1) There will be multiple prizes 2) I love the participation so far 3) If you think your submission is inappropriate for others to see, you can always email your answer directly to me at ronnie@cysticlife.org :) 4) I've literally LOLed all weeks so keep it coming!




Alright, what do ya got!?!?

Last week's photo with the winning caption:


[From left to right: Mandi, Me, Josh (Mandi's brother), Chrissy (Josh's wifey)]

1st: "No, we will not sign up for Wife Swap!"
submitted by Marla

2nd: "See, the leashes HAVE gotten shorter!!"
submitted by Mindy

3rd: "Hey guys, we ladies need the love!"
submitted by Sean

Thursday, October 7, 2010

What the _____?: October 7th, 2010

A while ago we started a little contest on this blog in which I post a picture and whoever comes up with the most clever/funny/witty/etc caption gets put into a drawing for prizes at the end of the year. Still don't have everything figured out as of yet, but we do know a couple of things 1) There will be multiple prizes 2) I love the participation so far 3) If you think your submission is inappropriate for others to see, you can always email your answer directly to me at ronnie@cysticlife.org :) 4) I've literally LOLed all weeks so keep it coming!

From left to right: Mandi, Me, Josh (Mandi's brother), Chrissy (Josh's wifey)

Alright, what do ya got!?!?

Last week's photo with the winning caption:



1st: "Now that we're married...I always have to say that it was ME who farted."
submitted by Jen

2nd: "Darn! Dunkin' Donuts is CLOSED!"
submitted by Marissa

3rd: "We're not morning people...come back in three hours"
submitted by Mindy

Thursday, September 30, 2010

What the _____?: September 30th, 2010

A while ago we started a little contest on this blog in which I post a picture and whoever comes up with the most clever/funny/witty/etc caption gets put into a drawing for prizes at the end of the year. Still don't have everything figured out as of yet, but we do know a couple of things 1) There will be multiple prizes 2) I love the participation so far 3) If you think your submission is inappropriate for others to see, you can always email your answer directly to me at ronnie@cysticlife.org :) 4) I've literally LOLed all weeks so keep it coming!


Alright, what do ya got!?!?

Last week's photo with the winning caption:

GracePhoto.jpg


1st: "2nd base means you touch MY ta-ta's...not yours!"
submitted by Lisa Dwyer

2nd: "You think if i squeeze them together they will touch?"
submitted by Jessi

3rd: "What do you mean, I play too many video games? You mean my hands aren't SUPPOSED to be like this??"
submitted by Mindy